Wednesday, September 24, 2008

A Little Less Conversation and a Little More Education...for YOU please.

I went to school at Utah State University. Go Aggies! Go Hippies! Go out of state Mormons that didn’t go to BYU! Logan. It’s beautiful. It’s a great many lovely things, although Logan does have an issue of Pollution because of its geographical location. And on these red alert days that are especially unhealthy for us to be breathing, we exert most of our carbon dioxide talking about ‘Did you hear how bad the air is today?’ You will not get through the TSC (equivalent to the WILK) without hearing it. Certain activities are avoided and events sometimes canceled. So it’s a big deal. Okay, now you’ve been prefaced.
No one will believe me. The situation is so standup comedy that you’d swear I stole it. So for what you think my integrity is worth, what you are about to read is true and is of my own ears. (I heard it first.)
I’m walking through the TSC and exiting out the doors of the Hub. I’m weaving through the outside tables and pick up a side conversation between two bearded, beanie hat guys. The one says, “Yea, I’m not going to sit outside and watch them today because of the air.” I wasn’t sure, but I looked back and both of them had cigarettes to their lips.” Right. I know!
“Ya man, I’m not going out there either. “ (Puff Puff)
I felt like I should go tell them. How did they miss this bit of education? As I kept walking I daydreamed of twisting my torso around and shaking my finger, “No no. You don’t get to participate in the bad air Logan days conversations. You have to be quiet and hope no one calls you out on your own lil contribution to the air. “
These are those that are just trying to fit in, I guess. They didn’t want to be left out on the first smoke back in eighth grade and they certainly don’t want to be left out of the Logan Pollution talk. And now their efforts have cancelled each other out. And all I wanna do is (besides take your money) is back hand’em upside the head and say, "Smatchoo!?"

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

And if we “bloggers” have offended, think but this and all is mended. - Shakespeare

Don’t be angry when someone’s blogging fun has uncannily described you. I know the feeling as well.
There were times that I realized, ‘This person is making fun of me. And they did a dang good job. I can appreciate that. ‘
If any of these has struck home to anybody and instead of using it to laugh, your feelings are hurt, let this be of comfort to you.
To be able to describe something in words so well that someone else knows exactly what you are narrating, usually means they know because they too have done it.
In other words, I’m calling myself out on things before anybody else does, so that I can be the first “unique one”. Oh the hypocrisy!

“I think my whole generation’s mission is to kill the cliché.” - Beck

Yea and I’m writing this while listening to Beck’s Odelay Deluxe Edition.
So you know how first dates go or any cliché getting to know you convos go? One of the fave questions I think I can be asked (and I can understand why we ask this) is, “So who's your favorite music artist?” I try not to press my lips together and send me eyes rolling to the back of my head as I again notice the “uniqueness “ this boy in Provo is trying to portray with his DI clothing or non branded vintage wear. (I too choose not wear letters and logos across my clothes). The question is prepping the conversation that he would like to begin that will allow him to display his mysteriously non conforming individualistic personality. It will start with bands, to clothes, to TV shows and foreign films then the hole in the wall local restaurants and down to the very house he rents in south Provo that is not a part of the popular student housing advertising. So this conversation again awaits me and I feel my creativity becoming suppressed because the words will be almost routine to the date/convo before. But none the less he asks, “So what’s your favorite band?”
My training and experience has led me to know of only one right answer which is, “Oh hell. Anything that you or don’t already know about cuz that’s what makes you cool!”
(Please don’t be offended by the word hell. My strong mormon upbringing and family quirks will be explained later. But I’m a very religious person. Humble too.)
That’s if I had the guts to say it to their face. That line is like the daydream clips shown throughout the Pride & Prejudice” Mormon Chapter”) But what I’d really like to say in a much kinder note is, “Smatchoo?! Don’t you know that in your efforts to become so unique you have created exactly what you hate? You have reversed the goal by making it a goal. Being your self is tricky, I know. “
Ironic when you love something, and that something is new and special and it’s still your own to tell people, “This is what I love. I found it. I want you to experience it but also know that I had it first.” It’s inevitable that this special something will not be your own for very long. And then, at that moment of sweeping popularity will the “true” lover of that thing abandon it cowardly while waiting to announce, “No, I don’t like them. “ I think celebrities use this thought process with choosing their Wedding reception dates. Except it’s to their own weddings.
So it’s out now. Back to the computer searches to find the next underground whatever and hide the Facebook evidence that shows you ever loved something so cliché. The backtracking -the having to run the other direction and scout out their new identity. Poor Dave Mathews. The football players started liking you and now you’re not fit for the mission of this generation. Poor Dwight. You’ve been painfully not cool to reaching ridiculous popularity to being categorized as old news. Café Rio- get another name but make the same food so I can claim to like something less popular. And they did. And then we tried to sue them.
Trying to convince someone that they did not like something until it had been tested and tried and passed the popularity test, is impossible. You can say, I remember you not liking it when it first came out? But they will defend their love for this “thing” from the beginning like a parent does with its newborn cone head alien looking child. (And of course they do.) Or “I liked it before everybody else.” Don’t we love this claim? And isn’t it most contridictory that after you have realized how annoyed you are when someone else claims the Before anyone else fame…. You realize that there are a couple of things you too would like to claim as the first to love it.
It’s the next best thing to having created the song, the design, the sitcom idea…. Is to say you loved it fist. What if you were the creator of “The office”. Not the American one, but the first one in Great Britain. Wouldn’t it bug you that everyone in the world is claiming your idea! And I’m sure that with all the minds in the world, someone did have the idea at one time and lacked the ambition to be its tangible creator, but all I’m saying is, “Ryan” must cringe as he hears how many are trying to get as close to his fame as possible by saying, “I loved it first.”
So Beck, you’re a genius musician, but did you ever think to ask yourself that if we succeed in killing the cliché, we will eventually have nothing left in existence but our pride in announcing we- ourselves were never caught in the flow of mainstream? When in-fact, following a whole generation would be that very thing. Smatchoo Provo?! Be yourself.

What Does This Mean?

Smatchoo?! Understood to native southerners familiar with Ebonics. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics And a useful word when trying to ask “What is the matter with you?” It has evolved slowly being cut off and pronounced, “what’s da matta wi choo?” Then smattawhichoo and now the ultimate abbreviated version is “Smatchoo.”
I find myself needing to use this word to describe my complete confusion at mine and all our oddities. I’m sure my blog will evolve into other topics but this theme drives me to a public announcement- the Smatchoo blog.