The Big Bad A and Little Miss Smatchu

So this guy is telling me a story.

One of those, back in the day when he and his popular friends did outrageously cool boy pranks.

We’re at the end of his story and he offers me this description of himself.

Guy: Yea, we can be pretty bad A sometimes.

Me: (eyebrows raise) oh really? Bad A, huh?

Guy: (nodding)

Me: Whelp, I bet if you were really bad “A”, you’d say, "badass".

He’s stunned.

That look on his face pleases me to no end.

I couldn’t help but add: Yea, I ‘m a real B-otch sometimes.