Me: So how was it?
Friend: Good other than he treated me like I was his sister.
Me: haha, explain
Friend: Hannah, he treated me like I was a non sexual object.
Me: lol
Friend: Like a Lamp
Me: I don’t know. I’ve seen some pretty sensual lamps.
(And sent her the Christmas story lamp.)
Me: May we all try to look as good as this lamp.
Friend: yea, that lamp is a 10.
Me: On a scale of 1 to 9.
Here is where you can practice "How to be a Conley Girl Lesson One". Steps one through four.
(Found in December's archive)
3 comments:
it could be worse right? he could have kissed her like she was his sister. glad it didn't come to that.
love that lamp.
love your guts, hannah!
oh hannah, i wonder who this friend is! she sounds fabulously witty and delightful. does she have a blog?
It could obviously be worse in the other direction too. Then again, being treated like any sort of object is a bit of a downer.
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